Look At This Fucking Shark

How it should have happened…

The only kind of condom my characters wear.

Be a shark in the bedroom.

yes!

(via Keep Calm and Love Sharks Shark 8 x 10 by KeepCalmAndStayGold)

I DON’T CARE ANYMORE.

Bite Me Shark plate available on Etsy. This is hand painted on to a lovely porcelain plate.

Bite me, bitch.

Shark fin ice tray.

Brilliant idea.

The Goblin Shark

Cool, cause that’s not terrifying.

perfect way to start your day.

Every week

Needing a bigger boat won’t be a problem if you test it in this parking lot.

Shark attack mug, because obviously.

Shark.

Take a bite of mundane clothing.

You too can be a shark!

Surfing + Sharks trailer - a film about close encounters in South Africa.

Beware of what’s beyond this shark belt buckle. You’ve been warned.